A golden shower and Kite Runner reference in the same joke?… - Daniel Tosh

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A golden shower and Kite Runner reference in the same joke? Almost impossible! Almost impossible! I pull it off, because I care.

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Daniel Tosh (born 29 May 1975) is an American comedian.

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Birth Name: Daniel Dwight Tosh

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A golden shower and Kite Runner reference in the same joke? Almost impossible! Almost impossible! I pull it off, because I care. - Daniel Tosh

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