I certainly know that [A] comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious and I don't want either of th… - Will Rogers

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

See they conducted experiments on convicts ... I don't know on what grounds they reason a man in jail is a bigger liar than one out of jail ... The chances are telling the truth is what got him there ... It would be a big aid to humanity, it will never be, for already the politicians are up in arms against it ... It would wreck the very foundation on which our political government is run ... If you ever injected truth into politics you'd have no politics ... Even the ministers are denouncing it now ... Humanity is not yet ready for either real truth or real harmony.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.