I could eat a knob at night. - Karl Pilkington

Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle... get it locked up.