Do you know what I need? A hammer built out of a starship. … - Brian Clevinger

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Do you know what I need? A hammer built out of a starship. It just seems practical. Something like that would have dozens of uses around the home. All of them needlessly apocolyptic, probably, but when you've got a doom hammer, every problem is meaningless once the interstellar dust settles.

Brian Clevinger

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About Brian Clevinger

Brian Clevinger (born May 7, 1978) is the author of the webcomic 8-Bit Theater, he comic miniseries Atomic Robo, and the novel Nuklear Age. See Also: 8-Bit Theater

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