I feel like a blind man searching a dark room for a pair of black socks that aren’t there. - Garrison Keillor

A major cause of injury to children is parents rushing to the scene. The panic reflex. Some children love to scream for the thrill of making immense people move fast. I remember that, on a quiet day, my sister and I in the backyard wondered, “Where’s Mom?” Upstairs, we thought. So I screamed, “MOM.” She made it down in two seconds. A good pair of wheels for an old lady.

Du skal ikke tror at du er noget. “Don’t think you’re somebody.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want. — the people of Lake Woebegon