Since Switzerland has nothing else to identify it…and since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solel… - Alan Coren

A long, soft sigh, one of those very Italian sighs that express so much, that say "Ah, signor, if only this world were an ideal world, what would I not give to be able to do as you ask, we should sit together in the Tuscan sunshine, you and I, just two men together, and we should drink a bottle of the good red wine, and we should sing, ah, how we should sing."

I rang room service, and asked for a bottle of Perrier, because while I was asleep someone had come in and carpeted my throat.

Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.