People always ask me, "Did you see Larry's latest movie?" I always say, "No, but I flushed a ten dollar bill down the toilet, so I feel like I've see… - Jeff Foxworthy

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.

On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors.