The leader was identified by his dental records—why he had them on him, no one was quite sure. - Jasper Fforde

"It's simply part of wider research on a neural expansifier that increases the synaptic pathways in the brain. Aside from repairing traumatic damage and reversing the effects of dementia, it can potentially make dumb people smart."
"I'm trying hard, but I'm not sure I can think of a more useful invention."

"How is the faith-unification business?"
"We've nearly got everyone," said Joffy with a smile. "The atheists came on board last week. Once we had suggested that 'god' could be a set of essentially beneficent physical rules of the cosmos, they were only too happy to join. In fact, apart from a few scattered remnants of faith leaders who can't quite come to terms with the loss of their power, influence and associated funny hats, it's all looking pretty good."

"How is that working out?" I asked.
"Somewhere between frustratingly slow and fiendishly elusive."