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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

"Weird Al" Yankovic

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Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American musician, satirist, parodist, accordionist, and television producer.

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Birth Name: Alfred Matthew Yankovic

Alternative Names: Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic • Weird Al • Al Yankovic • Weird Al Yankovic • "Weird Al"

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