Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" mean… - Jeff Foxworthy

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Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

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Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthy (born September 6, 1958) is an American comedian and actor, and a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

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