He says that there is no such thing as a cat — it is just a shape that all manner of imps, hobs, and devilkins like to put on, to gain easy entrance into the homes of men.

"There is no such thing as "Just a cat.

Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugly Spirit.

The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority. Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by the fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. This makes them too prone to set themselves up as critics and censors of the frail and erring human beings whose lot they share.

Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings.

There are no cats in UnLondon, for example, because they’re not magic and mysterious at all, they’re idiots.

I have no faith in cats: they are a cold-blooded race; they are the politicians among domestic animals; they care little who is master, or what are the over-turnings, so their pickings are secure; and what are their midnight caucuses but primary meetings?

Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.

I wondered briefly if cats also came back after death, then dismissed the thought because as far as I had ever been able to tell, cats do not have a purpose.

I never even liked cats all that much.
Surely you realize, said Patience, that cats are no great respecters of human opinion.

"You got cats at home?"
"No cats. Only a husband."

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

Anti-cat is one jump away from anti-Semitism.