If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDs. - Jimmy Carr

I'm a stand-up. And no one on the circuit's terribly impressed if you're on TV. I suppose I've stolen my ethos from Jay Leno. You can do all the TV in the world, but that's a team game, and anyone can be dropped from the squad. And if you haven't gigged in a while, you're not firing, you're not match fit. So I try and do it whenever I can.

But what's true about comedians is that we've all got a huge hole in our personality. In a room of 3,000 people, we're the one person facing in the opposite direction - yet we have this overwhelming desire to be liked.

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.