(Typical signoff) Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow. - Tina Fey

"Defective" was a big word in our house. Many things were labeled "defective" only to miraculously turn functional once the directions had been read more thoroughly.

New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani is once again expressing outrage at an art exhibit, this time at a painting in which Jesus is depicted as a naked woman. Said the mayor, "This trash is not the sort of thing that I want to look at when I go to the museum with my mistress."

Well, today in New York, after months of build up and anticipation, Star Jones made history and became the first person ever to get married.