I'd rather do that than build chicken sheds no-one wanted! - Ian Holloway

To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She wasn't the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee - on the "ugly" win against Chesterfield.

Reporter: Ian, have you got any injury worries? Holloway: No, I'm fully fit, thank you.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.