the hardest thing to do in life is to eat only one chocolate chip cookie - Auren Hoffman

best answer to rote interview question:
“my greatest weakness is having to to point out that the question, “what is your greatest weakness?”, is a bad question. like what were you actually trying to accomplish with this question? have you gotten any real insightful answers?”

humor more valuable to one's health than exercise

data is like an impressionist painting: What looks cohesive from afar is actually extremely chaotic up close