However, we must put up without clothes as they are—they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us—to advertise what we wear them t… - Mark Twain

Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born—a hundred million years—and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together. There was a peace, a serenity, an absence of all sense of responsibility, an absence of worry, an absence of care, grief, perplexity; and the presence of a deep content and unbroken satisfaction in that hundred million years of holiday which I look back upon with a tender longing and with a grateful desire to resume, when the opportunity comes.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.