France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America". - Helen Rowland

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her—when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?