All you have to do is say Fuck Off when the vagina doctor calls. - Ozzy Osbourne

This will end in tears.

It took a lot of water to down just that fucking bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my fucking throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened fucking once, for Christ's sake.

David Fricke: You've been married to Sharon for 20 years. What was it that first attracted you to her?