If love be not his Guide, He never will come back! - John Gay

And when a lady's in the case,
You know all other things give place.

I must have women—there is nothing unbends the mind like them.

Through all the Employments of Life Each Neighbour abuses his Brother;
Whore and Rogue they call Husband and Wife:
All Professions be-rogue one another:
The Priest calls the Lawyer a Cheat,
The Lawyer be-knaves the Divine:
And the Statesman, because he's so great, Thinks his Trade as honest as mine.