Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Actually, make that "I run through the valley of the shadow of death" - in order to get OUT of the valley of the shadow of death more quickly, you see.

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Harry: Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing's gotta be the worst fucking job in the world.