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God will send you a double date with the perfect couple. Have you ever made the mistake of going on a double date with the perfect couple? You're in … - Chris Rock
" "God will send you a double date with the perfect couple. Have you ever made the mistake of going on a double date with the perfect couple? You're in the middle of your bullshit relationship and you actually sit down with two people that are actually in love. You can't even eat your food cause you can't believe what the fuck you are witnessing. You got a fork in your hand like, "Oh shit! He's really listening to what she's got to say! Wow! They really like being around each other! Man, we can't hang with them no more, they gonna break us up. Can't let these happy motherfuckers fuck up my life!"
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About Chris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, screenwriter, producer and director.
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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