Ömrünün dörtte üçünü okumakla geçiren muhakkak namuslu olur. - Denis Diderot

To speak to you frankly, Reader, I find that you are the more wicked of the two of us. How satisfied would I be if it were as easy for me to protect myself from your calumny as it is for you to protect yourself from the boredom or the danger of my work!

...qui siedo sempre come un maestoso cazzo fra duoi coglioni. [...I always sit here like a majestic prick between two balls.]

There is no good father who would want to resemble our Heavenly Father