What kind of sex attacker reneges at the first scream? - Russell Brand

I don't like the idea of fruit being all turned on because of cream being poured on it. How then can you eat that fruit?

I saw a picture of Prince William, HRH William, in the paper today. He's going bald. I reckon by the end of next year he will be bald and I'm glad about that. Because of his playboy prince status and that, it makes me feel insecure about my own looks.

You know, the relationships we 'ave, everything sort of bubbles under the surface. No one ever says what they actually mean, do they? It's all a bit pappy and rubbish.