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I've been married eight and a half years. I like being married, too. I like being married for two reasons. One, I got really tired to dating, and two… - Jeff Stilson
" "I've been married eight and a half years. I like being married, too. I like being married for two reasons. One, I got really tired to dating, and two, I got really tired of exercising. I don't understand these couples who get married and continue to exercise and eat healthily. I mean, what's the point of getting married if you can't let yourself go? It's not as if you have to be attractive anymore; the race is over, take off the uniform.
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About Jeff Stilson
Jeff Stilson (born c. 1959) is a US comedian. He has 14 Emmy-award nominations as a comedy writer and producer for Late Show With David Letterman, TV Nation, Politically Incorrect, The Chris Rock Show, The Osbournes, and Da Ali G Show. He won Emmys for his work on The Chris Rock Show and The Osbournes. He has also appeared as a stand-up comedian on Letterman, Leno, Conan, HBO and Comedy Central.
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