People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes? - Neil Simon

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A writer without confidence is like a metaphor without something to compare itself to.

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There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

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If you can go through life without ever experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet. And if you've gone through pain and think you know exactly why, you haven't examined all the options.

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