I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastill… - David Sedaris

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I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and clean my oven.

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and clean my oven. - David Sedaris

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