I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences. - Ryan North

Good luck distinguishing which sign is the REAL sign when my entire front lawn is covered with thousands of little green signs - each with a different number! Ahahahah! I'll be EVERY address in the whole freakin' township! And what are you gonna do about it? Hopefully, NOTHING!

You're supposed to whore yourself out! Nobody will judge you! ACTUALLY EVERYONE WILL JUDGE YOU THAT'S HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.