I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people. - Larry David

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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.

Larry David

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About Larry David

Lawrence Gene David (born July 2, 1947) is an American comedian, writer, actor, director, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, of which David was the head writer and executive producer for the first seven seasons. David gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he created and stars in as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.

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Birth Name: Lawrence Gene David

Alternative Names: Lawrence Gene "Larry" David • Lawrence David

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