Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowel… - Chris Rock

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Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judging the singing. Paula Abdul?! Getting Paula Abdul to judge a singing contest is like getting Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!

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Christopher Julius Rock (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, screenwriter, producer and director.

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Birth Name: Christopher Julius Rock III

Alternative Names: Cris Rock • Lil penny • Christopher Rock • Christopher Julius Rock

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