I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. - Fred Allen

A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 pm to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized

All the sincerity in Hollywood you could stuff in a flea's navel and still have room left to conceal eight caraway seeds and an agent's heart.