There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate! - Douglas Adams

For as long as he could remember, he’d suffered from a vague nagging feeling of being not all there.

I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.