After all, when the behavior of another person leaves you no choice but to kill them, their murder is simply involuntary suicide. - Rupert Holmes

So you’ve decided to commit a murder.
Congratulations. Simply by purchasing this volume, you’ve already taken the all-important first step toward a successful homicide of which you can be proud, one that would gain you the admiration of your peers, were they ever to learn of it.
This book will see to it that they don’t.

It is simplicity itself to fire one’s employer. All it takes is some kindling and a match. — Guy McMaster
Founder

My mum and dad taught me not to laugh at people who aren’t laughing,” she explained. “Besides, I think in life, the joke usually turns out to be on us.