A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at. - David Sedaris

I wanted it, I wanted, I wanted, but the moment it was mine, it ceased to interest me.

I am a person who feels guilty for crimes I have not committed, or have not committed in years. The police search the train station for a serial rapist and I cover my face with a newspaper, wondering if maybe I did it in my sleep. The last thing I stole was an eight-track tape, but to this day I'm unable to enter a store without feeling like a shoplifter. It's all the anxiety with none of the free stuff.

I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.