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[from a skit about airports] You know you're in trouble when at the control tower, there's a note taped to the door that says "Back in five minutes." - Jeff Foxworthy
" "[from a skit about airports] You know you're in trouble when at the control tower, there's a note taped to the door that says "Back in five minutes."
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Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthy (born September 6, 1958) is an American comedian and actor, and a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
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