Hasslehoff, your liver is so shriveled, black, and dead. If… - Greg Giraldo

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Hasslehoff, your liver is so shriveled, black, and dead. If you put your ear to your side you can hear it going "What you talking bout Willis".

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Gregory C. Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010) was an American stand-up comedian, television personality, and lawyer.

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Alternative Names: Gregory C. Giraldo • Gregory Carlos Giraldo

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Hasslehoff, your liver is so shriveled, black, and dead. If you put your ear to your side you can hear it going "What you talking bout Willis". - Greg Giraldo

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