Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now w… - Bill Burr

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Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.

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William Frederick Burr (born June 10, 1968) is an Irish American stand-up comedian, actor and podcaster from Canton, Massachusetts.

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Birth Name: William Frederick Burr

Alternative Names: William Frederic "Bill" Burr

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Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful. - Bill Burr

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