You know that guy Richard Blackwood? He went in for a colonic, live TV. Never seen again. - Karl Pilkington

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Karl: You've never been to China.

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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.

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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.

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