I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't und… - Charles M. Schulz

"Life is just too much for me. I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast... We're not really prepared..."
"What did you want... A chance to warm up first?"

Rats! Sometimes it's very difficult being a dog... Especially when it's raining. You're looking forward to a great breakfast... When it arrives, you're full of joyful anticipation... Then you see the water rise in your dog dish... And you watch your pancakes float downstream!

I think I've discovered the secret of life — you just hang around until you get used to it.