[after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom] Who pissed!… - Ozzy Osbourne

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[after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom] Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I'm going to throw you in the pool! Get the fuck out of my house! Why do they do it Sharon? Whats the deal man? It's a fucking terrorist man! It's fucking part of Bin Laden's gang! Fucking Ali Baba used to go work on this rug.

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John Michael Osbourne (stage name: Ozzy Osbourne; 3 December 1948 – 22 July 2025) was an English musician known as the lead singer of Black Sabbath and for his solo career, under his own name.

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Native Name: John Michael Osbourne

Also Known As: Ozzy • The Prince of Darkness

Alternative Names: John Osbourne • John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne • Prince of Darkness

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Tailor made for the insane
But make a threat of their annihilation
And nobody wants to play
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[after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom] Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I'm going to throw you… - Ozzy Osbourne

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