All Beyoncé and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. - Tina Fey

CBS announced that will not air moveon.org's winning anti-Bush ad during the super bowl, saying that they don't air so-called "issue ads." Unless the issue is that girls are sluts for beer.

In other words: Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?