How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Nev… - Garrison Keillor

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How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.

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Garrison Keillor (born 7 August 1942) is an American novelist, humorist, comedian, and public radio personality.

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