Man, staying at home is for chumps! You could shake the man… - Ryan North

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Man, staying at home is for chumps! You could shake the man's hand! YOU COULD TOTALLY SMOOCH HIM MAYBE.
maybe not but still!

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Ryan North (born October 20, 1980) is the creator and author of Dinosaur Comics, and co-creator of Whispered Apologies.

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Man, staying at home is for chumps! You could shake the man's hand! YOU COULD TOTALLY SMOOCH HIM MAYBE. maybe not but still! - Ryan North

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