You're welcome to take a bath. You look like the second wee… - Neil Simon

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You're welcome to take a bath. You look like the second week of the garbage strike.

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Marvin Neil Simon (4 July 1927 – 26 August 2018) was an American playwright and screenwriter best known for his comedies. TOC

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