Should he ever write an autobiography, he'd call it The Life and Death of a Male Body. - Philip Roth

Monty was the most overbearing of my uncles, which probably accounted for why he was also the richest.

Any satirist writing a futuristic novel who had imagined a President Reagan during the Eisenhower years would have been accused of perpetrating a piece of crude, contemptible, adolescent, anti-American wickedness, when, in fact, he would have succeeded, as prophetic sentry, where Orwell failed.

Dreams? If only they had been! But I don't need dreams, Doctor, that's why I hardly have them — because I have this life instead. With me it all happens in broad daylight!