I don't know if you noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking in the mirror at itself. - Lewis Black

[on Public Works Projects] You see what I felt they should have done for our first public works project is build a giant wall across the entire border of Canada...because THAT'S where the cold air comes from!

You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!

I'll tell ya, in New York City, where I've lived far too long, 'fuck' isn't even a word, it's a comma.