My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said "I want morphine!" I said "But, dear —" [vigorously breathing]. She said "You shut u… - Bill Cosby

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My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said "I want morphine!" I said "But, dear —" [vigorously breathing]. She said "You shut up! YOU did this to me!" And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.

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About Bill Cosby

William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. Ed.D (born 12 July 1937) is an American actor, comedian, television producer, and author. He first found success as a standup comic before moving into acting. In the action series I Spy (1965-68) he was one of the first black actors to have a leading role on a regular American series, and in the 1980s and '90s The Cosby Show (1984-1992) was a major hit for NBC, being the most popular American television program for five consecutive seasons.

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Birth Name: William Henry Cosby Jr.
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Alternative Names: William Henry "Bill" Cosby Jr. Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D. William Henry "Bill" Cosby William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. William H. Cosby, Jr. William H. Cosby Jr. William Henry Cosby William Henry Cosby, Jr. Dr. William H. Cosby
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