If you're going to wear three hats, you'd better grow two more heads. - Mel Gibson

I don't think of myself as either American or Australian really, I'm a true hybrid. It's a good thing for me because both of them are really good countries.

The precursors to a civilization that’s going under are the same, time and time again. … What's human sacrifice if not sending guys off to Iraq for no reason?

They take it up the ass. [pointing at his posterior] This is only for taking a shit.