You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Ogden Nash

So I think there is one rule every host and hostess ought to keep with the comb and nail file and bicarbonate and aromatic spirits on a handy shelf,
Which is don't spoil the denouement by telling the guests everything is terrible, but let them have the thrill of finding it out for themselves.

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.