I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is. - Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

The Feynman Dilemma

A diner says to a waiter, “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” And the waiter says, “It looks like the backstroke.” Yet if the same scene is viewed while plunging into a black hole at the speed of light, it will look like a Mickey Mouse lunch pail from the thirties, except that Mickey’s head has been replaced by a Lincoln penny

Carl Reiner. He had an entrenched sense of glee; he used humor as a gentle way of speaking difficult truths;