el trote vivaz y el lento raciocinio eran, como el ingenio y el juicio[44], movimientos incompatibles. - Laurence Sterne

All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.

Did not Dr. Kunastrokius, that great man, at his leisure hours, take the greatest delight imaginable in combing of asses tails, and plucking the dead hairs out with his teeth, though he had tweezers always in his pocket?

I am positive I have a soul; nor can all the books with which materialists have pester’d the world ever convince me to the contrary.